CTV 1590k Clan Skryre (CIBBL)
2
85k
7k
No change
1/2/0
Inducements:
Snotling (CIBBL) CTV 1130k+510k
2
85k
6k
No change
2/3/0
Inducements: 1 Riotous rookie, 2 bribes, Star player Kaboom Murzark, Star player Ripper
#5 Noxxus Blyte – Serious Injury (NI)
#9 Streek – Smashed Knee (-MA)
#12 Longtail – Smashed Knee (-MA)
#13 Cheetr – Serious Injury (NI)
#11 Vin – Broken Arm (-PA)
#19 Andrew Twyla – Serious Injury (NI)
#90 Kaboom Murzark – Serious Injury (NI)
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Apparently there was going to be a game but No Lump, No Party!
Some Rats turned up with some elementary grade mechanical widgets.
Clart an' da Snots piled onto the pitch and stared them down, but basically who cared when on Channel 3 Lump was special guest on Cabalvision Cribs!
More info on the S.N.O.T. System available here
Kick Off
C.A.D.S. 22-13 Rotfall Ironworks Rocketeers
First half some stuff definitely happened. It seems Skip and Ripper combines for an AeroSnot score, and there were some wild bombs racking up points too. More importantly we learned that Lump had imported his dining table from Cathay and his daily dietary intake was the equivalent of a small dukedom in Bretonnia.
N
O
T
Total
22
2
1
26
13
2
1
16
Half Time
C.A.D.S. 26-16 Rotfall Ironworks Rocketeers
Second half we probed more deeply into Lump's great passion for native greenskin art and the music of Lustria. Perhaps most revealing was towards the end of the show when the subject of the Temple of the Great Beast came up. It's often very hard to see past the magnetic charm, calm demeanor and relentless positivity that Lump exudes. However in that moment, just for a milliseconds, perhaps you could just seem a flicker of sadness behind those glorious piss-yellow eyes.
Meanwhile the game seemed to conclude. A couple more touchdowns reportedly closing out the match. A win for C.A.D.S. it seems!
N
O
T
Total
22
2
2
27
13
2
2
17
Full Time