“The Asylum's second pitch clear of the season came on the heels of their wholesale removal of the Marionettes; to the lizards' credit, it took more than 9 turns to get rid of all of them, with Morgue n Thorgue depitching the krox with a late turn stamp on the head.

Special mention to Boyshape, who had a brilliant 50% casualty rate on his blocks. As the coach mentioned, would have been nicer if he'd done more than two blocks, but his mid-game throw to descreen the skink ball carrier for a Morg sack was what put the nail in the coffin, if not hammering it totally shut.

The Asylum do realise that with the opposing dugout suffering from a cursed thunderstorm, things could have gone quite differently if the entire coaching staff hadn't been suffering from Cabalvision outages. Who will make it best of three?”