CTV 1000k+855k Snotling (CIBBL)
1
80k
8k
No change
1/1/0
Inducements: 1 Riotous rookie, 2 bribes, Star player Fasta Wagon, Star player Ripper, Mercenary Merc Fungus Flingas 1, Mercenary Merc Troll 1
Goblin (CIBBL) CTV 1790k
2
90k
6k
No change
0/0/1
Inducements:
#10 Skip – Serious Injury (NI)
#11 Vin – Dead (RIP)
#10 Josue Sudri – Serious Injury (NI)
#15 Leo Cyton – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
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Mummy and Daddy say watching CIBBL is unbecoming of a girl. I think they are wrong! Mummy says I should be practicing my needlepoint not "watch some smelly old greenskins mess about", but they just don't get it as they are soooooo old.
Clart is my favourite player, she is so strong and cool and is a great role model for us girls. Mummy says Clart is just a Troll not a girl, but I think Clart can be a girl if she wants! With Lump unavailable and THE Outlaws (my second favourite team) to play it was her time to show everyone she is best.
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Kick Off
C.A.D.S. 20-16 THE Outlaws
At school Delilah and Genevieve say I just like L.A.D.S. because they always win, and they are not a proper team like the Beastslayers who play by the proper rules. They are soooo stupid. Clart and the team represent all of of us, and show it doesn't matter it what you look like. The game is for everyone and we should all be friends.... expect with Yum Yum. Yum Yum is mean!
The first half was so cool. Bombs went off everywhere, taking out Titus Onefoot, Skip and more. Brantly Bres tripped over and knocked themselves it. I don't think I've ever seen FIVE! scores in the first half before.
N
O
T
Total
20
3
0
24
16
O
1
17
Half Time
C.A.D.S. 24 - 17 THE Outlaws
The second half was amazing too. Ripper threw Kai down the pitch to score. Kai is sooooo cute, and it is soooo cool that Kai was just one of us fans before he got a chance to play for the team. One day I will join the team on the pitch just like Kai did. Mummy says that is silly, and that I'm a proper girl not a dirty Snotling, but I know L.A.D.S. embrace all of us!
Of course L.A.D.S. won the game again, a victory for all around the world.
This report was written by "Eps" aged 7 3/4.
N
O
T
Total
20
4
1
26
16
0
2
18
Full Time
***L.A.D.S. press team are currently away working on an exciting new venture with Lump. This report was brought you by Elenore Pompadour de Shuttlecock, member of the Inter-regional Junior Supporters Club "The Lumpies"***”