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Match Result · League division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2022-03-20 06:54:28
Ghozt Ship Division round 4
CTV 1520k Clan Moulder
1
Winnings 70k
6k Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/5/0
Inducements:
Slaanesh CTV 1210k+325k
2
80k Winnings
Spectators 6k
Fanfactor No change
1/0/1 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Max Spleenripper, Star player Glart Smashrip
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
2
-
-
-
-
4
17
-
-
15
-
#2
-
2
-
-
-
1
8
17
-
-
13
-
#3
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
17
-
-
9
-
#4
-
2
-
-
-
-
4
11
-
-
4
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
16
-
20
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
1
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
1
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
4
#20
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#21
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
 
TOTALS
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7
-
-
1
1
21
120
-
20
43
5

#20 Aaron Silentfield – Dead (RIP)
Cruelly robbed of a draw by a ref who spent most of the game looking at his watch and adding and subtracting turns, at least the Monkeez returned to their regular program, breaking open more than a few crabs. A bit more money is required to return the team to its old glories, but in time we'll get there.
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
15
-
7
6
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
1
1
#5
-
1
-
-
1
-
5
17
-
22
2
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
8
1
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
13
-
-
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
-
#14
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
13
-
-
7
-
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
2
-
 
TOTALS
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2
-
-
2
1
14
143
-
37
28
1

#2 Glamina Crayons – Head Injury (-AV)
#6 Messiah Nefrat – Serious Injury (NI)
#10 Silky Juniper – Serious Injury (NI)
#12 Dick Whitehammer – Neck Injury (-AG)
#91 Glart Smashrip – Serious Injury (NI)
Coach Grande opted for a new tactic this game. Knowing 4 rat ogres would out block the Glamazon Warriors, Grande sought to train the team in Hypnosis ala Aeldari Slaa's Demonettes.

Glamina, Messiah, Silky and Dick each at different times tried to distract the rogres with sparkles, spandex and falsetto. The rogres weren't impressed and rather than being hypnotised they were enraged. In their fury they delivered a smashed skull, broken neck and two niggles.

The refs however were enraptured. Hoping for some more of the Glam's patented hip gyrations, the refs agreed extra time was needed.

Raegan Janlove obliged prancing into the endzone on the last turn to deliver a touchdown celebration that involved three glowsticks, several ping-pong balls, awe inspiring contortions, and one of the refs having a heart attack.
 
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