“Slaanesh and Nuffle smiled on The Glam this evening.

In the first minutes of the game Da Chief showed Zoggers fans how he got his name and broke journeyman elf Osmand Vilehawk's neck. Coach Grande saw an opportunity in this. Instead of directing Dr. Clitter to revive the budding player, coach Grande suggested a cheeky adrenal gland harvesting might please the Prince of Pleasure.

He was right! And it seems like Nuffle joined in the party. Following this the Zoggers' star player Fast Eddy failed a dodge and killed himself. Fortunately for Zoggers fans the team Apo was able to bring him back from his near death experience. But this allowed The Glam to secure the ball and break the opening drive to score an early touchdown a quarter of the way through the match.

Coach Felix, disgusted with the Zoggers' performance shouted inspired directions to the team which put them in place to score in the last minutes of the opening half. Kreek Da Loota was in place to score a touchdown with only an assisted block needed to even the scores. He stunned himself. It seems Nuffle was still enjoying the Adrenal Sacrament.

At half time coach Felix fired the team up and sent the Zoggers back onto the pitch. Harnessing their rage they unleashed their fury on the Glam sending Groover and Silver off the field. It seemed like the game might turn for the Zoggers until turn after turn they could not foul the mighty Lord Borat off the pitch. It seems the Zoggers might have been starstruck by the dirtiest of them all.

This was then followed by Buffi Diamond harnessing the favour of The Perfect Prince. Summoning the puissance of the Lord of Excess with The Glam's hit song 'I was made for dodgin' you' Buffi executed an unlikley pirouette through two tackle zones ... another tackle zone ... and another tackle zone and then into freedom to seal the win for the Glam.

More proof that it is better to be favoured by the gods than a skilled coach.”