“A very strange game. Halftime Oranges did one foul, got blown up, was awarded the MVP. Dribblesnot blew up a tree at the same time as himself, came back for the second half, we failed to get near the end zone but stopped the wood elves scoring, and removed more than half the team.

Of course they scored quickly in the second half, but that gave us more time to hit them, and despite some scary moments where it looked like 2-0 was on the cards, a final big play by Thrashanu, rushing across the pitch to hand off to Treeburster, meant the team fluked their way to a draw. Great relief for the team after the loss of their big hitter last match, to feel the dice didn't always hate us.”