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Ladies and frenzymen, this evening we met good old Cathay again, and oboy were the angry for the last game we played or what.

Monkey warriors and battle monks smashing clowns left and right, and our own juggler must have taking some hallucinogenic mushroom from a forest goblin or something coz he was totally out of his mind, fumbled all the time whith his acid filled waterballoons or hitted his own team mates.

And instead of running away from the strongest Cathay player in the team, he stood there looking silly infront of him and throwed his leathal balloon totaly wrong direction whereupon he died on the spot after a right hook right in his face.

Beside the total mayhem clowns best and only starplayer succeded to save the day from a loss and scored a td before the wrinkled old man whith a pointy hat hiding in the stand, turned him into a frog for the rest of the game.

Hopefully clowns will recover from this and learn that never take anything from a forest goblin ;)

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