“Our first match of 2020 rules, season 40! Here we go!

Ignore that match against that OTHER team, it didn't happen.

We found that animosity is STRONG with orcs (multiple animosity rolls snake eyed for them to score touchdowns, score could easily have been 2-2); and orcs also can't dodge (but this.. we don't know why, they had the same chances that Dan had, but Dan mangled Trolls, while the orcs tripped).

Lindsey was pressured into an early score, under a death stare from Dan.. then the heat started. Orcs out, undead out, even the amazing Dan stayed on the bench, trying to drink some brains to get invigorated for the second half!

So in the second half, with knocked out undead sleeping everywhere, Dan said "I am a true follower of Starr! And I shall not rest until I score and show up that silly Vonn!" And so he got blocked, sidestepped, dodged, blitzed, rushed, sacked the ball, rushed some more, picked up the ball, blitzed again, ignore orcs falling on their feet, and SCORED!

2-0 Ottawa

Thanks for the match RavensFan!”