“S40, W3 Fluff: The Michigan State University Spartans played their first balanced team. The Hawaii University offense is proficient at running and passing. They drove in the point of passing early with a quick pass for a score on the first drive. Apparently, troll based meditation has caught on with the squad which may have augured why the ball carrier did not follow his blockers properly. Eventually the Spartans were able to score a point but Hawaii was able to seal a 2-1 victory off a defensive score. The coach is making them run laps for their lapse in judgment. Because they will be facing their first bash centric team next week.

Synopsis: The initial defense was easily manipulated by the offense allowing an unmarked receiver to score in two plays. To compound matters, perhaps my most embarrassing moment in FUMBBL led to me forgetting to move the ball carrier leading to an easy scoop and score for the opposition. It is a real shame because we could and did slow walk to the end zone as a bash team should. However, we were never going to win a shootout with Hawaii. Next week we face a frenzy heavy Khorne squad.”