“As the Altdorf Arsenik team went bankrupt, the players haven't got their pay and got no training at all. Then on day came Lucifer von Ankerstadt, a no-good nobleman from the country, and bought Altdorf Arsenik's home arena. With it, it seems, he managed to get some of the old players into his contract. The rest he found in taverns around the arena. So now Lucifer has a full team, though made up of old players with just a little too much of a belly, of drunken townsmen, of stable boys and other no-goods. He even employed the thrower's wife just to get a full team. Of course, no one believes in this scheme, but Lucifer doesn't care. He always wanted his own Blood Bowl team, and hey, he got it cheap!
Well, Lucifer got them on the field again for the fourth game, but it took a lot. Not until he had payed a rough evening in a rather rugged tavern for the whole team and persuaded the exotic dancers (how does he do it?) to show up as cheerleaders, did they agree to enter the arena once more. So Lucifer can get them on field, but can he ever get them to be other than amateurs? I think not, since they (once again!) played a great game but fell through in the second half. The simply don't have the stamina and willpower that the other teams seem to have. Therefore, a safe 2-0 and a blitz suddenly became 2-2 and the Skaven team 'Snurrels United' went off the field in triumph. Lucifer simply have to train them harder and make them stay away from the drinking. That is, if he can...”
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Well, Lucifer got them on the field again for the fourth game, but it took a lot. Not until he had payed a rough evening in a rather rugged tavern for the whole team and persuaded the exotic dancers (how does he do it?) to show up as cheerleaders, did they agree to enter the arena once more. So Lucifer can get them on field, but can he ever get them to be other than amateurs? I think not, since they (once again!) played a great game but fell through in the second half. The simply don't have the stamina and willpower that the other teams seem to have. Therefore, a safe 2-0 and a blitz suddenly became 2-2 and the Skaven team 'Snurrels United' went off the field in triumph. Lucifer simply have to train them harder and make them stay away from the drinking. That is, if he can...”