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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2022-07-16 02:02:31
Clan Eshin CTV 1120k+50k
2
55k
0 (5 FAME)
+1
1/1/1
Inducements: Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
238
-
35
67
7
#13 Angel Winewood – Serious Injury (NI)
#6 Mario Kirra – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
217
-1
42
32
-
#1 Chase Seithenin – Serious Injury (NI)
#11 Robert Tiler – Serious Injury (NI)
“I won't lie, I was dreading this match. A solid Nurgle team vs some squishy rats, and I'd psyched myself out before the game even began, so when Bomber blew himself up on the first turn and failed the next three KO rolls, I wasn't surprised.
Stalling in the second half to avoid the ignominy of a 2-0 defeat, jeers from the opposition persuaded me to do something desperate, and we got lucky with a score in the 6th, and held on long enough to win the coin toss for kick off. Stalling like mad as long as I could, we were less worried after having stabbed the Mighty Blow goat to (perma)death, but it was best to take 2-1.
Then Bomber woke up, just in time to niggle one of his team mates and almost give the draw back to the Boofus.
Dice at the end rolled my way again. Never give up, I guess!”
Stalling in the second half to avoid the ignominy of a 2-0 defeat, jeers from the opposition persuaded me to do something desperate, and we got lucky with a score in the 6th, and held on long enough to win the coin toss for kick off. Stalling like mad as long as I could, we were less worried after having stabbed the Mighty Blow goat to (perma)death, but it was best to take 2-1.
Then Bomber woke up, just in time to niggle one of his team mates and almost give the draw back to the Boofus.
Dice at the end rolled my way again. Never give up, I guess!”
It was like playing against 8 hackflems. Ive never actually played against or used that rat team before, but just based on this experience alone it is a killer team. I sincerely HOPE their rerolls are more than 50k.
Bomber only caused issues for my opponent with fumbles, staying KOd, and fumbling again in the very end. And he wasnt even in the range of the disturbing presence. Yikes.
Opponent played great and made no mistakes he couldnt come back from. We are going to co-write a doctoral thesis together on griping about die rolls, whoch will include a comic strip and several unrelated diagrams and charts. ”