“Hello blood sports fans, Verner here with a quick update on The Glam's most recent performance. For this match they collaborated with the famed Kissy Miaowki for a dazzling one off stripe. All the players wore kawaii kitsune masks with sparkly tutus. The kitsune masks went some way to stopping The Glam suffering too many casualties in a match that was widely expected to see the Glam's apothecaries busy for weeks. In fact with all the headbanging The Glam did with the masks they managed to take a number of the dwarves off the field.

I don't think the Glam could see to well in them though, they had trouble dodging and with their ball handling. Once again a triumph of form over function from the fashion world.

Or maybe it was just that The Glam were too caught up in an existential celebration of the moment. In the closing moments of the Glam's drive they focussed more on dancing with The Thunder than knocking them over... I suppose I can't blame The Glam.. it's not often you get to grind such a strikingly handsome bunch of Dwarves...”