“Hard day in the office for the Mordheim Marauders. They came up against the Slavebois in great form and paid the price. The dumb Elf got hurt and didn't get back up again. Which means he's missing next match. Whoever decided to bring Squigs into the team was an idiot. The Warpstone Kings were a bit disappointed with the lack of blood, but there was some good running Blood Bowl on display and as the first ever game of the Nuffle's Rejects league there were at least touchdowns.”