“The orcs took the lead early and it looked really good for a bit. I attempted to punish the goblins but, the AV dice just werent there. There are a TON of successful blocks with no removal - atrocious. I'm sending the entire team back to camp for punching drills.

It says my opp only failed 26 of 70 dodges - pretty average, but when thats never a double failure (like 1, 6, 6, 5, etc.), its a long day for anyone attempting to position defense.

Couldnt pick the ball up in the second half. And of course the coach attempting to mitigate risks with less GFIs is the one that fails a higher percetage of them.

Troll vomited on the ball and chain and cas'd it, that was pretty sweet.

All in all, these orcs look like a bunch of schmucks as is their coach and the dice that have followed them. Long blackbox season - 13 games to go and starting with 2 losses.

All these stats making me salty ASIDE, my opp did great with only like 7 players. Hats off to him or her. Hoping I can turn this ship around quick because games like this are hard to enjoy.

But at least there was vomit murder and that is a good thing. ”