“Today the Night Goblin Nasties™ celebrated their 50th match as a franchise, and what better way to do it than against their good friends and great rivals, the Bricktops Boisterous Butchers....... If the Butchers had decided to play that is. Instead what we got for our half century were a pack of pathetic weaklings, too soft to stand on the pitch and fight. If someone had cleared out a bunch of old folks homes and threw the geriatrics onto the pitch against us there would have been more of a match. Absolutely pathetic by the Butchers. PATHETIC! They should be ashamed. It was the sort of abysmal performance that nearly ended the Nasties™ as a franchise and if any of those players have the nerve to show their faces on the pitch again, it would be laughable. The only solution for the Butchers after that abortion is to fire everyone and rehire with a whole new team. Oh yeah, and we killed a legend Troll. R.I.P Ryker Rustikal. You won't be missed.

Pleasant aftermatch drinks between the two coaches though.”