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Laaadies and gentlegnomes

Tonights show was almost packed with drunken small gnomes in our large carnival tent.
We tried to entertain the crowd the best we could this evening with giving the crowd what they always coming to see when the carnival is in town...blood.

We had heard that gnomes could be quite sour and quite angry so we got prepared for a real tough game, but it looked like the scary smelly clowns were more angrier than the gnomes this evening.

Clowns managed to take out their gigantic machines very early in the game and also almost made a pitchclear before scoring in the end of first half.

The second half the gnomes started with the ball and tried to find a gap in our defence but the clowns never let them throu.

When their ball carrier managed at last to find a hole in the defensive wall of big and scary clowns he tripped on his shoe laces and fell.

Spikey the tainted jester then bounched back with his little pogostick and grabbed the ball instead and then bounched all the way towards their endzone and scored the second touchdown and sealed the deal just before the end of the last half.

We will now hurry up taking down our tent and move on quiclky before the angry gnomen fans hunts us down here in the little village.

Next stop is close to a dwarven fortress, so we will be prepared for lots of beer , food and fights. May our Chaos gods be with us.

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