“A dominant performance by the Night Goblin Nasties™ saw a superb victory over hot favourites the Moody Moonzz. What the Moonzz coach had done to upset Nuffle nobody knows (but everyone reckons its something really sordid). Upon kick off the Nasties™ received the ball and also received help from a friendly wizard who blew a massive hole in the Moonzz center line, removing three players and generally dropping the mood of the kicking team. The Nasties™ took their time moving the ball up the field, removing the opposition casually and Jammy da Orinj Peela scored just before half time.
Very few of the Moonzz players decided to come back after the break, mostly lying in the dugout pretending to be unconcious.
The ball was kicked to the Moodies in the second half, and what a kick! Right down the end of the field, in their end zone. Tenacious Moonzz leader Legend retrieved the ball, but was forced into a desperate pass.
Nasties™ LOS fodder Ralf da Ticket Kollecta intercepted and sprinted his way off to the Moonzz endzone, with Legend hot on his heels. The Moonzz turned back and managed to sack the ball carrier, the crowd sending the ball back into the Nasties™ half. Loop 'Retorz' put fear into the Nastie™s hearts tearing down the field, but was twice sacked by fast moving Troll Snot Veeregudde. Gondo Gobbo rescued the situation, picking up the ball and fouling Loop 'Retorz' off the field and into the hospital. The full time whistle blew and it was 1-0. Night Goblin Nasties™ are through to the next round. Opposition coach was a true gentlegit, keeping polite and composed whilst his team fell apart around him.
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