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Match Result · League division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2022-11-13 07:45:50
The Mullet round 2
CTV 1580k+360k Minotaur
0
Winnings 45k
4k Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
Inducements: 1 bribe, Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler
Clan Moulder CTV 1910k+50k
1
55k Winnings
Spectators 5k
Fanfactor No change
3/1/1 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Bomber Dribblesnot
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
16
-
-
2
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
15
-
-
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
7
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
4
-
-
#8
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
16
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
10
-
1
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
-
-
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
2
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
 
TOTALS
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2
-
-
-
1
8
118
-
14
21
7

#7 Cosmo Sprigg – Neck Injury (-AG)
#11 Stoolerbaker – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
 
 
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#2
-
1
-
-
-
-
2
12
-
-
9
-
#3
-
4
-
-
-
1
12
11
-
-
9
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
-
#7
-
-
-
-
1
-
3
14
-
18
3
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#17
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#20
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
2
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
 
TOTALS
-
5
-
-
1
1
17
79
-
18
27
3

#2 Cuddles – Serious Injury (NI)
#3 Giggles – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#4 Smooches – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#18 Brian Clearrock – Neck Injury (-AG)
The Monkees blundered their way to the Mullet final for the umpteenth time, and defying all the odds, somehow made off with the silverware.

A brutal, brutal game. After avoiding injury for so long, our long legged lady, Cuddles, staggered off with a niggle, and Giggles and Smooches had nothing to laugh about. Real hero Wheezy, who sacked the ball in turn 6 and hit Jesus Portan hard enough that he couldn't get up to equalise, may have been the true hero of the match for the Monkees.

Or was it Mr Dribblesnot and his patented exploding underpants?

A game that will go down in history among all mice.
 
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