“This match promised to be a tight affair with this season's two best defences in the XXXL Tailz division going head to head - the Bad Bunneez had only conceded one TD in three games, while the Nasties had two clean sheets (well on the pitch anyway). And so it proved in a highly entertaining game that was only decided by a late TD for the Bad Bunneez.

In the first half the Nasties received, and despite all trolls on both sides being out, they proceeded to batter the Bad Bunneez. Or to be more precise, Prickle Stabneck stabbed the crap out of them. Towards the end of the half the Bad Bunneez were down to just four players, and in return had not managed to land a glove on the Nasties despite a lot of wild swinging and stamping. Four-armed, big-handed freak Gondo was coasting down the wing to the house, when out of nowhere, of all players, the playing fan Speccy Stato sprinted out of nowhere and produced a legendary uphill sack to take them both down. Gondo got up and tried to pick the ball up again, but only succeeded in stabbing himself with the spiked ball... somehow, unbelievably the Bad Bunneez got to halftime at 0-0.

The second half was similarly tight with ball turnovers and mad scrums. The Bad Bunneez still could not hurt a fly for much of the half, but Horny Muckz produced key sacks, Karsun Wince made some great recoveries and Fanatic Scything Sid made the gaps. The decisive moment was a piece of poetic justice for the Bad Bunneez - after a great last ditch sack by Muckz, a scrum developed around the spiked ball which scatterd to Prickly Stabneck, who had almost single-handedly stabbed half the Bad Bunneez off the pitch. He couldn't catch it, got stabbed himself and off he went! The ball scattered out to the left wing, where Wazza Winkle-Extruder suddenly realised he could stop stamping on things, pick up the ball and return it half the pitch for a late winner. It really could have gone either way though, or more likely been a 0-0 draw!”