“One catastrophic match after another, the Butterbuns are struggling to stay afloat on the river of halfling blood emitting from their injury booths.

Will they endure? Will they be able to reamerge through this ordeal as a new and better team, with new skills to marvel their opponents?

Probably not. They show a feisty tendency not to succeed with anything, so they'll have a hard time gaining the precious SPPs.

Woody now has a streak of 5 fumbled TTMs in a row. He claims has problems resisting the urge to bounce them in the ground like a rubber ball instead of flinging them across the field.

Lupi Pielobber got his hip severly damaged, and has now been offered the job as Assistant Coach specialiced in research and intelligence.

He has been replaced on the field by Gumpy Jellybean.

*** UPDATE ***

Lo and behold! This was the match that brought my Coach ranking below 150, and it is now a meekish 149.63!!!”