“The Mascara Snake spared no expense lavishing both teams with ample cash to spend on ale and bribes. The players lapped it up and put on a tight match that could have gone either way.

Anaxagoras however was so astonished by the rich trappings of the big leagues he behaved like an amateur until the closing seconds of the game.

Liv Durmark was also in form. After changing Graham Pierresale into red goo received divine intervention from The Changer of Ways who guided her bombs surely to their intended targets. The Father of lies also gifted her with a silver tongue to bewitch the refs.

An honourable mention also goes to Willhelm Chaney for blitzing his way into The Diapers' cage on two occasions. On both occaisions Joffrey Volux was very lucky to escape the hairy blender.


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