“With Auntyshape spending time at the Asylum Resthome for Seriously Injured Trolls, Boyshape took the chance to seize some of the limelight, showing up the 'Star' player Morg n Thorg by doing twice as much damage to the opposition. Although an early touchdown was given up to the timekeeping chorfs, the goblins contented themselves by pulling the arm off the hobgoblin that scored, and with a constant volume of precise fouling, overlooked by the in-awe ref, left Minutes or Centures with hours of pain.

A second win for the Asylum this season, quite unheard of since the early days of their shenanigans. With the goblins all aboard the inducement train, where are they going to arrive next week?”