“"Our victorious match before we set sail on da Ulthuan! We'z fought against da Chaos boyz, dey thought dey were smart bringing in da three Big Guys, but one of 'em turned out to be as soft as a grot and fell down on da pitch, fakin' being unconscious, and da whole Chaos crew couldn't wake him up. Da rest of 'em had to endure our beatings and kicks throughout both halves, though most of da time dey was layin' around like sacks on da ground! But who cares about dem, Ladz! It's time to play pirate, load up da rafts and set sail to find da Cup!"”