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Today the UCF night struggled to even play Blood Bowl as no one seemed to know how to Blood Bowl.

Blitzer Lee Hunter suffered a horrid injury at the arms of Hawai'i, and although the Apothecary brought him back from the dead, Hunter's neck was severely compressed and he may never play again.

After the Apothecary spent all his resources saving Hunter, walk-on Maldonado took a misstep that ended with a sharp rock laying on the pitch. And as coach dieuraskel had a fiery shouting match with the grounds crew, the rest of his team simply struggled to survive before the match came to a merciful end.

During the post-game conference, coach dieuraskel walked to the podium and spoke only two words, "Blow me." before shoving he podium over and walking out.”