“Debut win!

The Dips banked a stunning win over coiffured and perfumed Pro Elves.

Molly Quike made quite the impression, running in a touchdown and picking up the MVP. QB Josiah Grau fired in a completion and a score of his own to cement calls for his interim Captaincy to be made permanent. Willow Rex added to the scoreline and Blitzers Wilmoor and Modru inflicted some brutal pain, resulting in Elf lineman Alariell Melvin missing the Twisty Combed Elves next game.

After the game, Coach Wilson stated; "I'm very proud of the guys. They stuck to the game plan. We were fortunate at times but did well to minimise the risk of a quick elf counter attack. We do need to work on how many blocks we're throwing as I wasn't totally happy with Molly and Cole's impact on the game, but Molly did make up for it in other ways. We'll go back to the training ground and take the next game as it comes."”