Conceded
CTV 1010k Goblin
2
100k
5k
+1
2/1/0
Inducements:
Chaos Dwarf CTV 970k+40k
0
0k
3k
No change
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 temp agency cheerleader, 1 part-time assistant coach
#3 Levi Khaine – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
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Goblins marmelade on the horizon!
So "The Master of Complain's" - in spite of their name they don't complain and try everything in the first drive unleashing all and their secret weapons.
Terrible first drive for the Goblins: Ball out and thus in the hands of the Bullo. The goblins fail all their secret weapons: empty chain , fumble on bomb (which makes even the Looney faint), terribly stupid trolls. In the end the Goblins can only do what is in their nature: hoe the opponents hoping to remove them with referee merci.
End of first drive on turn 4: 1-0 for Chorfs, 3 ejected for Goblins and 1 S.I. Blocker (treated perhaps too hastily with APO which we know on Serious Injury does not always work but at least saved AV=-1 transforming in S.I).
Start second drive turn 4 of the first half.
Goblins with no more rerolls try all out at the gun. This time they concentrate their weapons on the Hobbos : one KO, then do what is their nature BH BH... and try the impossible (1 Block dice vs the blocker! And it work... )
But still in turn 6 the pattern to the TD is complicated by the presence of the blockers wall ... And incredibly on turn 6 of the first half, when still the Chorfs are ahead and the Goblins with no more rerolls... THE CHORFS CONCEDE!
Astonishment among the audience, and with the players on the field not understanding why the referee blew the whistle.
Fortune favours the bold!
These are the Goblins, baby. The Goblins! And there is nothing you can do about it!
Thanks for the game, and next time don't give up!
Victory graciously gifted to the Goblins by these not very brave Chorfs! ”