“Green-O Smith had the match of his life today, scoring two TDs as a riposte to the ever absent Rustle Stilton, still hiding somewhere in the mountains with the Dumber Boncos.
The silvertongued persuaders of the Ostriches kept Tread-Really-Well around for the second half, and the mutant mouse the size of a house did his usual nonsense for far too long, almost getting away with a perfect 16 fouls until the ref finally came to his senses.
With no major damage to both teams, the Ostriches returned to celebrate their first every victory, with sighs of relief all round from the big guys with small brains...”
The silvertongued persuaders of the Ostriches kept Tread-Really-Well around for the second half, and the mutant mouse the size of a house did his usual nonsense for far too long, almost getting away with a perfect 16 fouls until the ref finally came to his senses.
With no major damage to both teams, the Ostriches returned to celebrate their first every victory, with sighs of relief all round from the big guys with small brains...”