“Game started of just like one could expect – with a blitz on my receiving drive. Of course he put a few players next to the ball, and when the ball started to scatter it ended up in the hands of his Wight. At the expense of my two team RR’s; I managed to turn this small annoyance into a neat two-turn touchdown. The only thing that really went right in the rest of the match was his inability to cause more then KO’s, even though she caused a lot of them. At halftime (1-1) I had 5 elves in the KO box, one of them decided he wanted to play again. After I scored, I had 6 elves in the knockout box – none of them returned. I had a last glorious chance to settle the game at 3-1, but with 3 elves on the field and only a weak ball possession she managed to blitz down my catcher, after a SKULL, SKULL re-roll, and eliminate the chances of me stopping him. So she took the ball and ended the game in a tie.

[edited for misuse of gender in text]”