“Dear Tom,

Greetings, my old friend! How are you? I wanted to write to inquire about the affairs of our circus. I hope all is well and that the Merry Nurglimus Circus continues to amuse the crowds.

I also wanted to inquire about the well-being of our acrobats following their injuries. How is Fungus recovering? I have some concerns regarding his participation in more demanding acts. After all, his previous injury may resurface, and we wouldn't want his performances to negatively impact ticket sales. Perhaps it would be wise to consider something more gentle for him? I understand that we are entertainers of a unique nature, and we must exercise caution when it comes to the well-being of our performers.

Furthermore, I have a small reservation regarding our extraordinary journey aboard the Black Ark, which we proposed to save a few days of travel. I must confess that not everything went according to plan. Some of our players continue to struggle with seasickness. I understand that such risks were unavoidable, but the extent of its impact on our team was unforeseen. Nevertheless, as dedicated performers, we know that hardships are an inherent part of our path.

Lastly, dear Tom, I wanted to share a somewhat unsettling incident. Unfortunately, I failed to assemble the contracted star of the evening. At one point, many of the elements became entangled in his own chainsaw. I must admit, it was quite perilous, but as performers from a bygone era, we know that such incidents can occur at the most unexpected moments. Poor little Helmut.

I eagerly await your response and news about our splendid circus. I hope everything is going according to plan and that our beloved audience continues to be captivated by our eccentric performances.

With expressions of friendship and concern,
Festus

P.S. I hope Nurgling tat i send You, is causing no trouble. At times, they can be quite unpredictable... but that only adds to the charm of our shows.”