CTV 1250k+120k Half-Elf
1
![Winnings Winnings](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/treasury.png)
75k
7k
No change
![Casualties Casualties](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/apothecary.png)
0/0/0
Inducements: 1 part-time assistant coach, 1 bloodweiser keg, Star player Cindy Piewhistle
Carnival of Chaos CTV 1370k
2
85k
![Spectators Spectators](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/cheerleader.png)
6k
![Fanfactor Fanfactor](/FUMBBL/Images/Icons/fanfactor.png)
No change
1/3/0
Inducements:
#1 Hańba – Serious Injury (NI)
#2 Upokorzenie – Serious Injury (NI)
#6 Choćby – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
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What an exhilarating match we had against the 'Shame and Humiliation' half-elf team. Our circus pulled off a stunning 2-1 victory that had the crowd on their feet. It was a day to remember, filled with excitement and unexpected turns.
Early in the game, things took an unexpected twist when the elves brought in a halfling with these delectable pastries. One of our brutes couldn't resist and charged towards her. Those cookies were so tempting that he devoured them along with the halfling chef. What a missed opportunity that was; I was hoping to recruit her for our circus. She would have undoubtedly attracted even more customers with those delicious treats.
At the beginning, You Fumbbled the ball Andy, and the elves quickly seized the opportunity to score their first try. I must admit I lost my temper and hurled a few unpleasant words in Your direction. I should not do this, I feel ashamed. Please accept my apologize for that now, Andy. I let frustration get the best of me.
However, our team rallied swiftly, thanks to Your magnificent charge that equalized the score just before the halftime whistle. From there on, it only got better, as we managed to push into the opponent's half almost as soon as the second half began.
The 'Half-Elves,' for all their 'elfy' pretenses, were far from graceful. I expected more from them, but they turned out to be nothing more than human cosplayers in disguise. They couldn't keep up with our skills and determination.
Andy, you were the star of this match, scoring two tries and putting your staff to great use. If you keep playing like this, we'll be unstoppable. I always believed in your potential, and now, you're proving it on the field. Keep up the great work, my friend.
Let's carry this momentum into our next matches. The circus is on fire, and we're heading for even greater victories!"
Best regards,
Tom"”