“Opp played a great game and took advantage of some really awful dice on my part.

7 failed dodges of 27 attempts and 1s being the highest of dice results. 16 injury rolls out of 46 total blocks with one MB on the team - ouch. FUMBBL does not believe that this team wears pads.

Tried to throw the ball and it landed off the pitch and right next to my opp. Hindsight, I shouldve just held onto it. Being down 3 players already, I was just making a decision out of frustration. Couldve tied it, rolled another 1 on the hand off. 1s for 2 consecutive turns of trying to pick the ball up at the end of the game.

At least elves got hurt. And lord knows I hate them, even my own.

I sit here and lament over dice but dont let that take away from my opps win. He took advantage of a very easy situation to win with and capitalized with 3 TDs - probably shouldve been 4. Very good job on his part. I hope to play him again when I can roll something I can work with. ”