“The media might have given Walker the MVP nod this game, but truly it was the Jair Ohmsford show. When Will, my super-star ag 4 lineman/thrower, botched his pass for the score early, it was Jair who intercepted the ball in the face of the elven catcher, and then HE was the one who threw the touchdown pass. Later on, Jair was given the opportunity to score himself, which he took full advantage of. Fellow rookie lineman Par scored twice himself, shaking that rookie label for good.

My apologies to Ewoodcc for the rash of serious injuries. No sooner had he apothed a -st SI, but the very next block his catcher got killed. Later in the match, his wardancer was standing in the way of Jair scoring the go-ahead, so Red took him out of the equation...hard. In mercy, the wood elf fans stormed the field, forcing the ref to call the game off with 5 turns still remaining, thus preventing any further injury to their beloved elves. Meanwhile, Wren, our super-star lady-killer blitzer, was too sore from her thrice-a-day workouts to attend the game, causing a large chunk of her fan-club to walk out halfway through the game.

I'm willing to do a rematch at your convenience, Ewoodcc.”