“Not one, not two, but five players with Mighty Blow and Claws?

Fortunately, those claws were clearly very blunt because apart from three KOs in the first half, they didn't remove anything permanently, and if we'd managed to clog things up just slightly more, we might have prevented the T8 score.

Still, the first thing the ref did on the second kick off was to ban Emerson Ephram, so that was one set declawed, and then after half time he was ban happy and put one of the pestigors down for a turn. It turns out blunt fists work as well as sharp ones (Second Prize and Cheese Platter both got casualties) and with 11 vs 8, the slow march to a draw was what we hung on for. (Apart from Bone Marrow Burger, the only serious injury of the entire match. 0 out of 3 regens worked, must have been something in the beer...)”