“One of the Asylum's glorious moments, up against another of their nemeses, the hairy footed hobbits of Mosgiel, in the rain.

With both trolls forgetting their lessons in the first half, and conceding a score on their own drive, it felt like the second half would be a descent into farce. But a perfect kick to balance the ball in the Moonrakers' end zone, constant rain, and both Shadowleaf and Elm taking up root in the first turn, and Shufflebutt tripping on the end zone tripwire in the fourth turn and knocking himself out rather than scoring twice, the Asylum made the other team mad for a change, stealing a 1-1 draw from the jaws of certain defeat.

The team probably descends to the depths of the Reggies for next season, provoking worries about whether the dream team of Thunderfoot, Legneck, Auntyshape and Boyshape can stick together or not. Here's hoping they make it one more season together...”