“Black Orc Diaries:

Coach says he proud of us. We play 'ard. Dis time we remember about da ball in da middle of all the hittin an stuff. We hit da notdeads alot but dey come back alot so I guess da aftalife is like eternal head knockin by orcs or sometin. Tho one of em just gave up and decided to stay down prolly da smart one on da team. Knocked a couple of dem right off da field a couple a times. After da game we find out that one of our new Black Orcs is kinda old and not as strong as da rest of us. Coach retired him and bought us a new one.”