“Welcome sports fans, it's been awhile since my last report, so it's my great pleasure to bring you this one. Deep Purple is a new team owned by the Dwarven Breweries, also managed by Fenix, it's a strange team, a Vampire team, (and I always thought that Dwarves hated the undead?!?) The game started quite badly for the Vamps, playing in the Blizzard, they just couldn't seem to get their game together, then they caused two quick injuries and seemed to be back in the game, then the battling Elves Incarnate scored in the last turn of the half. Count Splatterer was quick off the mark in the 2nd half, getting the Touchdown to equal the match, it seemed like a certain draw, but towards the end, with only six of the team on the pitch, Baron Von Hienberga, got up after sunburning in the nice weather, his sun block beginning to melt, and picked up the ball and forced his way over the line to score what was the winning Touchdown.
Only Thrall Sid Vicious will be missing the next game, he also picked up the Most Valued Player award.
Well this was Ivor Biggun reporting, hope you all have a nice day”