“Elves did elfy things, including an on-brand elf blitz on turn 1 of the game... but things quickly backfired and the ogres did ogre things.

A lot of ogre things.

Puggy blitzed and killed a catcher that was about to walk in a touchdown on the ogres' drive in the first half, then the rest of the elf crew was brutalized and terrified enough that at halftime, only 3 elves lined up on the line of scrimmage for the second half.

Nuffle showed an uncommon sense of humor and granted the ogres a blitz... and within two turns, pitch was cleared of elves.

Proper dicing, of course, but on this day the brutality of the ogres won out big over the agility of the elves! Thanks to opponent who took the hot dice in stride.

Beatdown was over and done in 26 minutes.

"What do you call two dead wood elves?"

"A good start"”