“*Excerpts from post game presser with coach Lancelott*

Coach Lancelott: "Thank you all for coming, I wanted to start out by saying that Harmony is recovering but the doc says her right ankle will never be the same. That was quite a hit she took out there and we're going to need more than a week before she can come back. With that, I'll take some questions."

Reporter #1: "Tough loss today, what do you think was the issue?"

Coach Lancelott: "Well, we couldn't run the ball, couldn't block, couldn't take a block, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't run and couldn't dodge. So... yeah, I think that about sums it up. I've already fired the associate staff in charge of donations to Nuffle, we'll see if that helps..."

Reporter #2: "This is quite a blow to your playoff chances as well as the momentum the Terrapins were riding after a 3 game winnning streak, how will you recover?"

Coach Lancelott: "We knew this game was going to be tough. Coach Ex-convict has a hell of a squad, and we've traditionally had trouble handling worshipers of Khorne. Our Slann priests are looking into it to see if there is anything different we can do with our training regimen. As to the playoffs, we treat every game as our first game and will have to continue focusing on getting better. This is our first season in the NCBB and we have a lot to learn."

Reporter #3: "Any bright spots from the game that you could take going into your next match?"

Coach Lancelott: "Well, Hayden Laurel did have a nice block to take out an opposing player, but that was about it. David's been working on his passing but it still isn't where we want it to be. We need to get that better if we are goin got have a hope at competing for a bowl game. That's all the time I have, got the Rutgers Scarlet Hauers to prepare for and you know those nobility players will bring their all to the pitch!"

Coach Lancelott brusquely turns and stomps away from the mic, the reporter's questions following him out the door.”