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Match Result · League division
· Tournament game
Match recorded on 2024-09-20 04:27:30
CTV 2650k+20k Human
1
65k
5k
-1
2/1/0
Inducements: 1 part-time assistant coach
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
3
-
-
1
1
14
174
1
20
40
7
#14 Mckenzie Rogoth – Serious Injury (NI)
“"I blame this loss squarely on the marching band. It has been a barren stretch over the past few seasons without a win. But every time we would get in a position for an exciting play for a score, the overeager tuba troubadours would prematurely rush the pitch playing 'We are the Champions!' while leading a parade of ones. We lost.”
Player Performances
comp
cas
def
int
td
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
1
-
-
2
1
14
131
2
34
26
1
#3 Amari Cooper [BAMA] – Head Injury (-AV)
#14 Davani Soron – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
#15 Igrethe Maildun – Seriously Hurt (MNG)
“Dang it Scimitars, we forgot about the fling! No one is covering the back field! He's going to one turn.. wait.. is that fling MA7 and AG2? WHAT IS THAT THING
Why is there a marching band on the pitch??!!!
... 'Ogre listens to the music and rolls a 1 to bonehead. Ogre rolls Pro and gets a 1. Halfling is fumbled, but its ok, only a 3+ to land on its fe... nope, the fling was dancing to the music too. 1. He crashes to the ground. Hell, flings have terrible armour this could be terri.. nope, rolled a 2 on the armour check. He's fine, he landed on the baton twirler.'
Whew, we survived that one turn. Up 1-0 at the half, and only 4 elves gone so far (good thing 3 woke up!) We're on defense but this should be ok.
Wait, why is the fling out again? What is.. yup, there it is, a hand off to the fling, and this time the ogre sends him flying! Its a bird, its a plane, its.. an abomination of a halfling!
Here comes the marching band again. They waited till he was in the air, its a sure thing!
'BANG' ... The halfling hit the tuba and bounced off. And knocked down 2 dark elf blitzers. And knocked himself out. And we got the ball again, go Szeattle!
2-0.
Hum.. why are there so few Scimitars? Only 8 left on the pitch... Its ok, we're up by 2, we'll be fiiiine.
Damn it Dick, you're so FAST how did you get into scoring range already? No matter, we're elves, Amari dodges around and ... push push push the stupid catcher. Amari has Ag 2+, and is within scoring range!
Annnnd the marching band is out again. Yup there it is.. Dick hit the drummer trying to dodge away. 1 into 1.
Ok, Scimitars steal the ball again.. lets gooooo.. nope. Can't cover it. Smashed up and broken. There goes Dick he.. yup, he just failed 3 dodges but at least team re-rolls let him get away! But Seth smote him. No matter, Dick dodges into the end zone, and the Diners pass, and they have the legendary Cole with the ball, he can't miss!
MARCHING BAAAAAAAAND
The flutist.. WHY IS THE FLUTIST BETWEEN COLE AND DICK. 1. 1. Dick fails the catch.
Admittedly, the Diners were ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS by this point. And so there were only 4 elves left...”
Why is there a marching band on the pitch??!!!
... 'Ogre listens to the music and rolls a 1 to bonehead. Ogre rolls Pro and gets a 1. Halfling is fumbled, but its ok, only a 3+ to land on its fe... nope, the fling was dancing to the music too. 1. He crashes to the ground. Hell, flings have terrible armour this could be terri.. nope, rolled a 2 on the armour check. He's fine, he landed on the baton twirler.'
Whew, we survived that one turn. Up 1-0 at the half, and only 4 elves gone so far (good thing 3 woke up!) We're on defense but this should be ok.
Wait, why is the fling out again? What is.. yup, there it is, a hand off to the fling, and this time the ogre sends him flying! Its a bird, its a plane, its.. an abomination of a halfling!
Here comes the marching band again. They waited till he was in the air, its a sure thing!
'BANG' ... The halfling hit the tuba and bounced off. And knocked down 2 dark elf blitzers. And knocked himself out. And we got the ball again, go Szeattle!
2-0.
Hum.. why are there so few Scimitars? Only 8 left on the pitch... Its ok, we're up by 2, we'll be fiiiine.
Damn it Dick, you're so FAST how did you get into scoring range already? No matter, we're elves, Amari dodges around and ... push push push the stupid catcher. Amari has Ag 2+, and is within scoring range!
Annnnd the marching band is out again. Yup there it is.. Dick hit the drummer trying to dodge away. 1 into 1.
Ok, Scimitars steal the ball again.. lets gooooo.. nope. Can't cover it. Smashed up and broken. There goes Dick he.. yup, he just failed 3 dodges but at least team re-rolls let him get away! But Seth smote him. No matter, Dick dodges into the end zone, and the Diners pass, and they have the legendary Cole with the ball, he can't miss!
MARCHING BAAAAAAAAND
The flutist.. WHY IS THE FLUTIST BETWEEN COLE AND DICK. 1. 1. Dick fails the catch.
Admittedly, the Diners were ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS by this point. And so there were only 4 elves left...”