“The coin toss was in favour of the Tigers, who decided to receive the ball! So we'll have the home owners start on the offense! The kick was over the linee of screamage, so it was a touchback. The spike ball will have to wait to claim her first victim. The first turn goes down easily, with few blocks well landed and a Foull resulting in just a stun.The inferno moves their counteroffensive, landing an Hypnotic Gaze and kicking down Baccus, while the True Form, probably the strongest player of the league, is stunned by his own rage.The second turn of the Tigers seems a little confused, their inability to properly send out any opponent players confused them, as they were sure to KO someone out at least by the second turn. The counterstrike starts again,and the True Form sends out for the game Violalek Painchain while blitzing Schmeling, who manages to use his wrestle skill to bring down the living nightmare of khorne. They move in, marking Culpepper, ready for a sack next turn! And what a turn, people! Maeda, failing his block, overcome his stupidity with a Loner roll passed and managed to strike down Daemorfang, opening a path for the vicious tactics of Kozilek, which ends up in a failed foul against The True form, now in close contact with Cullpepper... WIll the prediction of coach kondor be true, and cullpepper will meet his creator in his first game? The third turn of the inferno has an answer to this,and it's no. Culpepper lives. A failed block made by Blackscar suddendly puts an end to the turn of the Inferno, leaving the Tigers free to do as they like. The Tigers, taking the momentum, started by pummelling the True Form, with another amazing Loner roll passed by Mitsuyo, who smash down the beast of khorne, stunning him, just for Jim Watt to follow up and foul him again, KILLING HIM WITH A SPECTACULAR KICK IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. A thunderous roar emerge from the dead body, as the Emboidment of Khorne cease to exist on the physical realm. But the blood god does not care from where the blood flows, it must flow! enraged by the presence of khorne, the remaining players kept pushing and bashing, sending Frylox the dreadlord in the infirmary, with broken arm (MNG). The Inferno, enraged too, decided to send Jim watt in the KO box with a punch into his mouth.. But their rage ended there. And the tigers decided to close the deal, with Yo Murphy blitzing, sending his targetto the Ko box, taking the ball and scoring the first touchdown of the game!

A brief pause where the Sabretoothete, the cheerleaders of the Tigers, danced in the middle of the field and we are ready to rumble again. The kick off was perfect, landing onto the goalline of the Inferno, and as they watched the balls going down, they started to pummel the guys very hard, sending Don Frye and Ken Buchanan into the ko box. The Tigers positioned themselves ready to block the impending offence, playing two players underand thanks to a mistake made by Ululaaao against Yo Murphy, the turnover was at hand. Mitsuyo, taking advantage of the new momentum, smashed the knee of Blackscar, sending him out for the rest of the game and for the next one, while Baccus "Twitch" crushed his undivided counterpart, sending him into the BH box. The inferno, on their 7th turn, managed with a foul to send Steamboat away for the restof the match and the next one too, while placing zaurok in TD range. But Kozilek was ready for this, and called the scheme, with Mindy sage blitzing Zaurok, failing in pushing him into the ground, but succeding in creaintg a trap cage around him.Daemorfang, in an attempt to open a path, failed the block, making the half officialy end. 1-0, everyone in the locker room, and once again the cheerleading team invaded the pitch, entertaining the massive horde of spectators, as the coaches talked with both their teamin the respective zone

And here we go, with the second half, as the kick off is made, a quick move made with the Scheme Perfect Defence allow the Tigers to get closer to their opponents. in an attempt to scare the Infernos. Attempt that failed, as the inferno started smashing again, reaching the peak of their turn with the foul against Mitsuyo. The ref, which apparently arrived now on the pitch (we don't know who officiated the game until now) disqualified Vomiltick for the foul. The tigers manage to stand up and fight back, readying a defence trap that comes to reality as Zharoux catch the ball from the ground and try to pass. Sticky Fingers, the Legendary Interceptor, got in the middle of the pass, ready to intercept it, but she failed to catch the ball (1!!!). But with this failed pass, another turnover happened, and the Tigers starts again to smash. Zaurok get kicked into the crowd, the others get knocked down and the ball is in the hand of Sticky Fingers. The inferno tries to take back the ball, but they fail , as Angroth makes a block and fail it. Another rounds of kick and punches and Netherchaser is back into the KO box, while Yo murphy get in range for the 2-0, while the inferno manages to foul Don Frye, sending him out for the rest of the game

Just before Murphy manages to score the 2-0, once again Maeda, the chaos troll, sends out another player of the inferno, Daemonfang.

With 9 players alive for the inferno, their next offensive drive will be very painful, specially because all of the powerhouses of the Tigers are still alive and kicking. Another brilliant kick and here we are, again on the pitch, in the middle of the bloodbath. But Angroth, suddendly fails a blitz on Culpepper, generating an unexpected turnover, that grants a lot of great position to the Tigers. Once again, the Star Troll Maeda takes another skull, sending Creepthirst into the SI boxes (later the player will be fired by the Inferno). Aiden Sergius, an import, manage with a foul to send out again Daemonfag. With a great action Zharoux moves down the field, taking the ball and making a deep passage to Burnmore, which not only fails to receive, but goes down to KO due to the balls breaking his armor! Sticky fingers recover the balls, give is to Culpepper and once again, it's Inferno's turn. But Zaunok fails the dodge, giving an immediate turnover to the home team! Angroth got pushed into the crowd, koed, followed by Ululaaao, who got niggled by the crowd. After three blocks, Zharoux manages to stay on his feet, as Yo Murphy moves into the endzone but Culpepper fails to send the ball straight into his hands, but the crowd sends the ball back into the field in a reachable position. Zharouk tries to push Yo Murphy in the crowd, but fails, CUlpepper takes the balls and with a precise pass made the perfect touchdown, scoring the 3-0 and closing the first game of the season!


After the game, coach Kozilek was approached by the press

"We won this game fair and square, the rumors that we held a priest of Nuffle hostage to improve our performance is a blatant lie and we won't stand those kind of things. We are going to talk with the commissioner about this. Sorry, now we have to play "Pillage the Village" with the fans

Maeda: ME STRONG, ME RIP OFF ARMS AND LEGS FROM ENEMY

Yo Murphy: this game was just a warm up. In a league where people tend to run and have zero passing game, we offer both the strategy to the people. Because as they say, offence sells the tickets. Let the defence wins our game

Culpepper: not my brightest performance, i concur. Just one CPT on the stat block is very bad, i'm sure we will improve this during the season

Jim Watt: FIRST BLOOD BABY!

Ricky Steambot: i feel like when i was in the Wrestling business... se you in a couple weeks!”