“Johnny the Press: So how did it go for you tonight Thurgrin?
Thurgrin: Well, thanks yeh. Me wenches played their little panties off fer me, and they showed those greenskins 'ow to play a game o' BloodBowl.
They beat the snots at thier own game hehe injuring one of theirs and suffering none ourselves. Even tho Mormegil ordered them to foul bout 6 times, even at the end of the match.. Ah well, there's no accounting fer the wit of orcs.. Cause they are witless! Har!

Johnny the Press: Yes he seemed quite the underhand wannabe coach, sticking it to ya that way.
Thurgrin: Aye, but what're yeh to do? He couldnt hurt the lasses, and we won so, all is well that ends well!”