“Coming into this match, the Asylum was pretty scared they'd take a pasting (not least out of revenge for when they pantsed the team from a Land Up Over 40 games ago)

Sweltering heat and a timeout turned out to be a blessing, combined with a restful gust in the second half that blew the ball into Mr Can't Stop Won't Stop Bouncing's mitts.

With only three players to hurt in the second half, the team got very close to their goal for fouling, but decided to call it a rest after a typical goblin stall, Auntyshape contenting herself by throwing journeygoblins up and down the pitch for a laugh, until Boyshape got his maiden TD after only 84 games, the crowd going mild wondering if he'd Really Stupid on turn 16 like he deserved to or not.”