“The team's first real match, and their first draw.

After a defensive half where the Black Orcs kept on falling over themselves and the Delinquents managed to get the ball (it only took about 5 3d blocks on the ball to get it free) they tried to play safe in the second half, but, too scared of being blown up by Bomber, hid Lil Janie in the dugout, allowed both wolves to be (temporarily) put to sleep, and generally disgraced themselves with a draw rather than the win they thought they had in the bag.

Damaged Product got a strength bust, but turned out to be the dirty player we always wanted. But curiously, Dirty Pete is also pretty foul, so we don't know what to make of that.

Still, unbeaten, the Delinquents rush forwards, towards either a potential revenge match or an utter drubbing against those wood elves that beat us up before the season started...”