“Not quite a revenge match, but the Delinquents did their best to punish the wood elves after their 4-0 massacre in the pre season.

The early fireball might have been a damp squib, but it kept one wardancer out for the half, long enough to deal some butchery to the rest of the team (early use of the apo meant the team were cheering when we took down Thunderstroke properly) but a combination of sweltering heat and a terrible ref in the first half meant we couldn't do quite enough damage to the elves to stop a early score in the second half. And that horrible Madore Tazoe has a target painted on his back if we ever go boots up into him again.

Knowing if we tried for the win we'd probably lose, we contented ourselves with standing in our own backfield until we tempted the other wardancer to run over and fall on his face, and then there was little left apart from a valedictory foul before the final whistle!

Fendo gets another MVP, quite why, I really couldn't say.”