“I know I've bitched way too often about my luck lately.

Apart from my Danish league matches, every match has been just..., well total fumble describes it best.

So in order to explain (though it in no way justifies) it I've included this match report. It's rather typical of my games, and it was actually a funny match in a sick sort of way. "Sick" was the word my opponent used alot to describe it, and I couldn't agree more.
Most of the match I played with 4 rats, and delicious crunching sounds were heard all the time. Just about every critical roll failed, and no matter what I tried, it blew up from turn 2 on (though there wasn't much 4 rats could do against a full elven team with a treeman). Of course I lost fans as well.

So now I'll cut down the bitching, and let the match report speak for itself.

Thanks for bearing with me, and thanks to my opponent for putting up with my performance. I'll definately rematch him later on, when I've had a serious talk with my client.”