“Impressive performance today from the dwarven side, actually one of the luckiest matches i have ever played, including: an 8+ interception for Ghost Dog the trollslayer, a blitz from Jabba the Ogre with passed bonehead roll, 1 gfi, pow, k.o. to the thrower and catching the ball! He was so amazed that a few turns later, after being knocked down in a good play from the elves, 2 dices my choice, he spent three turns in a row scraching his nose while remembering his moment of glory. Also, more big plays for the dwarves: Fong Sai Yuk the longbeard blitzing the elf bitch (no, not a typo :p ) after making one dodge and two gfi's for a perfect pow! And the next turn, the more difficult even! Korben Dallas the blitzer going for it twice again and getting another pow in the other elf bitch! Really amazing to see, the match of a lifetime for the dwarves and really bad luck for he dark elves today.

Although, it seems this amazing plays were not enough to please the fans, so the dwarves will have to train harder to gain more support.

Very well played from my opponent Mike, but today Lady Luck loved me like a porn star, so it was impossible for him.”