“That was a fun game, plenty of opportunities to pull of beautiful plays. Unfortunately that would have needed an average AG above 2. But hey! We still won; we just struggled with the pickups. Three turns in a row we tried to pick up the same ball with the same guy from about the same place, we used up three RR’s but still no success. It turned into a pretty bloody game. No less than three kills, out of which one was from the noob Avril Lavigne. She was standing at pitch late in the second half and chatting with the opposing players. It turns out one of them is suffering from a mild speed impediment and when he tell her his name she though he said “Heimlich Manoeuvre”, and she jumped right onto it. Wasn’t pretty, she was so violent that she even managed to knock herself out while at it, only to refuse to get onto the pitch again.

The other friendly kill was the bull hero Count D'Orsay who nailed a would be offender with a single hand as he blitzed and then throws a nearby catcher out in the crowd and go on to score – that’s my boy!
”