“It all went horribly wrong in the first half when Gorman tried to pick up the ball. Now, Gorman, you understand, is a thrower with sure hands, and he spends at least half of this time picking up balls. He has practise, picking up balls. However, he decided to fail in singularly dumb fashion, and as a result, spent the first goblin turn picking HIS balls as a green blur streaks in overhead, lands, whisks away the ball, dances away, and scores.

Later on, our Muppet-spectacular fails a dodge, which allows same green blur to scamper off with the damn ball once again, and proceed to demonstrate how to chuck it. The lesson is lost on poor Gorman, who will not graduate to chucking balls until he stops picking his in the middle of the damn match, and starts to use his hands in a more competent fashion. I'm willing to cut him some slack, however, since he DID throw a fairly nice short pass to a waiting Newt in the endzone, thus sparing the Schnozzle Monks' collective dignity a LITTLE by allowing us to lose only 2-4, not 1-4. But really Gorman, pull yer finger out next game, man!”