“What is it with elves?

Everytime I try to coach them, they get all paper thin. When I play against them the whoop my butt! Coach Lo has been doing something fishy with that Lamas bread. The elves racked up five casualities! I used the Doc to bring back one of the linemen earlier in the game and then they turned around and killed Kazimato!

That's right... the Dark Elves killed the Great (well, not that great, but occasionally useful) Kazimato!! Dark Water's only ogre is now dead. It's going to take the town some time to scrape up enough money to hire another one. Then there is the matter of finding one that'll wear the team uniform... Till then, the humans will have to rely on themselves... 12 men vs. all comers!

Dirk Demon continues to earn the title of one of the Four Kings buy taking home another MVP.

Good game, Coach_Lo, but I really think something shady was going on there. If so, congrats! That's what the game is all about!”