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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-09-06 07:57:00
30k
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
4
6
1
-
1
25
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
4
-
-
1
18
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“This game was decided by the handicap roll before the first kickoff ever took place. "I'm the Greatest!" got tagged on both my blocking ogre and my str 4 guarding blitzer. For most of the game, I had the ogre out on the pitch, but in hindsight I should've had my blitzer out there--I failed at least half of my bonehead rolls, including three crucial blitzes. Now I know better for the future. Guess I'll just have to take my two new skill rolls (one a double) and plan for next game.
Zarkhor is a superb person to play against. Not the strongest strategist, but one of the best senses of humor I've seen in a bloodbowl coach, esp when things were going against his elves to begin the match. Good luck with the team, and a rematch is demanded down the road!”
Zarkhor is a superb person to play against. Not the strongest strategist, but one of the best senses of humor I've seen in a bloodbowl coach, esp when things were going against his elves to begin the match. Good luck with the team, and a rematch is demanded down the road!”
Trellon snootily agreed. "I hope our opponents have bathed. If I live another thousand years, may I never smell another halfling."
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Trellon would have his wish. The famous, vile ogre Ray Lewis smashed Trellon's nose so severely that every player to face Trellon would have sudden insight into America's most popular food: pizza. If Trellon lives to see pizza, he'll never live to smell it -- that much is certain. Enough of that; on with the report!
I disagree with the esteemed AFK_Eagle's diagnosis. I am clearly the greatest Blood Bowl tactician of all time! My win percentage of just over 50% will attest to that. My tactics overcame being the first person ever to score a touchdown despite rolling all ones! Do not doubt me! And don't watch the replay; just take my word for it that it happened.
My masterstroke, however, was in receiving the best handicap, ever! However, after the game, I would not be so fortunate as to get a doubles result. In four rolls. Cry!
Good game, Mr. AFK_Eagle! May you not hurt or kill me when our rematch occurs! :)”